Mikey’s Humor

“I like a good story, the closer to the truth the funnier the story”

                                            Mikey

    Favorite sex positions,

Two Texans were out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions. 

One said, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best."

 "I don't think I have ever heard of that one,” said the other cowboy.  "What is it?"

"Well, it's where you get your wife down on all fours and you mount her from behind.  Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands and whisper in her ear, 'Boy, these feel just like your sister's.' Then you try and stay on for 8 seconds."

Two Polish Hunters

Two Polish hunters, Stashek and Wladek from Chicago hired a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose. They bagged six moose.
 
As they started loading the plane for the return trip home, the pilot tells them the plane can take only three moose.
 
The two Poles objected strongly, stating, "Last year we shot six moose and the pilot let us put them all on board and he had the same size plane as yours."
 
Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six moose were loaded.
 
Unfortunately, even on full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down a few minutes after takeoff.

Climbing out of the wreck, Stashek asked Wladek,

"Any idea where we are?"

Wladek replied:

"I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."

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Bangkok Garden Restaurant

240 North Broadway

Green Bay, WI 54303

Phone: 920-433-9901

Fax: 920-433-9904 

Mikey’s Pub & Karaoke Bar

240 North Broadway

Green Bay, WI 54303

920-965-5554